February 2011
30025.) I want to get hurt. A car accident,...
lostinthebluesky:
chaosinthestreets-:
OH MY GOD THIS
I know who would come without a doubt…
…I would want to see who else would. Those few, specific people, who honestly deserve to feel guilty. The people I need to hear it from.
^
When my mom's like "You missed a spot." I'm like,
onelifedani:
aliciaizdab0mb:
omgpfftt:
YOU DO IT BITCH!
OH MY GAHD. THE GIF MADE ME LAUGH, A LOT. LOLOL.
Every time
January 2011
Since MTV has been advertising Tumblr, we need...
the-love-within:
whykillshit:
samueldhall:
bluntsboozeandbones:
butseriouslywhatisthis:
Reblog, they are coming…
Or just something like 5T4S so they have no clue what we are talking about.
5T4S it is!
im cerial
Everyone.. You must do this, otherwise you’ll be outcast and die!
SO ITS 5T4S KAYYY
why not
we have to hurry, my whole. school was talking about it D:
cross the line if you fake a smile everyday to...
754) I know I'm hurting myself. Thats the point.
Twilight Books 'Summary'.
— Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
— Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
Volturi: You suck.
Bella: OMG leave him alone!
Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
Jacob: I love you, Bella.
Bella: OMG I love Edward more, bye!
— Book 3. Eclipse:
Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
Bella: OMG no!
Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella)
Jacob: I want to kill her too!
Riley: I will kill you!
Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot.
Jacob: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.
Victoria: You missed me bitches?
Edward: I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead!
Bella: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
— Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
Bella: Shit, okay.
Jacob: My heart is broken!
Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
Edward: Oh no, a monster!
Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire now! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.
Volturi: Fine, you won.
Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.
I'm really sad that Mitchell Davis got fat :c I...
When you look at yourself in the mirror you look...
Then you take a picture of yourself and you look like:
29479.) I wish people didn't give up on me so...
I miss being kissed.
Over-thinking ruins you. Ruins the situation,...
Well that's awkward
Fuck being known as "the quiet one" in school. I...
elisenj:
I hate liking someone I don't have a chance with.
Party Like it's 1999
dappledthings21:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching...
There's this boy that I see in my future. I...